Yes. I'm that person that would rather just chug chocolate milk all day like the five year old child with two pigtails rather than be subjected to alcohol (minus the strawberry margaritas my husband makes and the occasional sip of red wine). Super exciting, huh?
I've had friends try their very best to introduce me to drinks that I should adore, but it just never seems to stick. But...is it weird that beer looks so refreshing to me in the summers? Yet I hate it, you know. I'll just watch my husband enjoy his while taking baby sips from the glass bottle and quickly retracting and making weird faces.
I'll have one of these on any day during the hot summers, however. Nice and cold, mind you.
We can just drink, dance, and sing to stuff like Florida Georgia Line during the unruly Texas summers. Chilled chocolate milk and country songs, I'm completely ready for you.
What's your fancy drink of choice? Please don't tell me I'm the only one alone, here.